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Need these in my life:Ohhh Lulu Floral and Lace Retro Summer...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 10:37:00 -0400

Need these in my life:
Ohhh Lulu Floral and Lace Retro Summer Camp Bra and Panties

ohhhlulu: flounce WANT.

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 09:06:51 -0500

ohhhlulu:

flounce

WANT.

thedailywhat: Facebook Campaign of the Day An American Bulldog...

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 18:34:35 -0500

thedailywhat:

Facebook Campaign of the Day

An American Bulldog mix has been rescued and adopted from a kill shelter in Jackson, TN, following a public outcry after the revelation that his previous owner had abandoned him because he didn’t want a “gay” dog. According to the Facebook post, which has since gained more than 5,000 shares, the dog’s owner decided to drop the canine off at a local kill shelter after finding him hunched over another male dog.

Wait. I may be wrong, but I was under the impression that dogs will hump ANYTHING, animate or inanimate. Sooooo, point being: Homophobes are ignorant fuckers that need help.

Super happy at my first attempt at a glitter jelly sandwich!

Sun, 27 Jan 2013 21:23:00 -0500

Super happy at my first attempt at a glitter jelly sandwich!

Pretty much all I ever do in my free time now…

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 23:50:00 -0500

Pretty much all I ever do in my free time now…

evalesco: legendofphoenix: videohall: Drive-thru invisible...

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 22:32:46 -0500

evalesco:

legendofphoenix:

videohall:

Drive-thru invisible driver prank

> THIS IS WHAT A FRICKING PRANK IS ABOUT! Harmless, gives people a story for a fricking lifetime, brightens people’s day. So glad we got past those douchey pranks like fire in the hole.

> I’m glad to see a drive thru prank that doesn’t completely humiliate the employees.

> He should take one for the team and purposely get pulled over. I want a cop’s reaction.

> I lost it at the guy who kept opening and closing the window and turning around like when he turned back someone was going to be there. That was gold.

> That had greater reactions than I expected. Also… ‘REALLY’

> I wish he had’ve driven off more when they were looking.

> Black people reactions are the best.

> He should’ve gone for the “I’m a ghost” line more, that was hilarious.

THE GUY WITH THE WINDOW OMG

the blonde girl. she said ‘i can’t’. is she one of us?

Fucking lost it at 2:00.

totalinanity: popculturebrain: Lena Dunham and Indie Rocker...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 01:21:41 -0500

totalinanity:

popculturebrain:

Lena Dunham and Indie Rocker Beau Jack Antonoff Make Out in Public | UsMagazine

In no way is fun. “indie rock.” That said, did you know Antonoff once dated Scarlet Johansson? And that if you pay close attention to your Drive Thru Records DVD Vol. 1 she appears in a video featuring his former band Steel Train?

What the fuck is Lena Dunham even wearing?! Super high-waisted pants or a onesie? And what is coming out of his shoe??

THAT IS TOTALLY A LE CHAT NOIR PRINT SOCK. GIMME.

Political Kombat ‘12: Obama vs Romney I would totally...

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 18:06:26 -0500

Political Kombat ‘12: Obama vs Romney

I would totally play this game.

barackobama: This guy’s counting on you. Automatic Reblog.

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 17:02:49 -0500

barackobama:

This guy’s counting on you.

Automatic Reblog.

Goddamnit.

Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:30:00 -0400

Just got done bawling at Guillaume’s face via Skype because:

1) No one in the U.S. wants to answer any of his job applications, much less hire him.
2) No one in Europe will want to hire me (prove me wrong, universe, pleeeease), because, let’s face it, why in the hell would anyone in my field, in France, hire a non-European with VIRTUALLY NO EXPERIENCE.
3) FUCKING TJ MAXX IS PUSSYFOOTING ABOUT GIVING ME MY PART-TIME JOB BACK. I put my application in 3 weeks ago, and they’re still giving me vague answers about it. Thanks a lot TJ Maxx!
4) I’m quitting smoking. And not the fun way either, but fucking cold-turkey, because I have no money, because TJ Maxx won’t give me my job back.

So he asked me for a straight answer about whether I’d be okay with him taking one of those job offers in France (in the middle of fucking no-where’s-ville, I might add) and I lost it! Because I don’t want to get stuck tutoring little rich French kids’ English (or a job as equally irrelevant to my major), but I also just want to live with my boo. And I really don’t have a good answer for this conundrum. (Besides marriage, and even that won’t guarantee me a visa that I can work with—depending on the country, of course.)

"A Connecticut court has set an accused rapist free, saying there wasn’t sufficient evidence to..."

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 14:29:00 -0400

“

A Connecticut court has set an accused rapist free, saying there wasn’t sufficient evidence to prove that his severely disabled victim resisted the attack, reports say.

According to NBC, Richard Fourtin Jr. was found guilty in 2008 of sexually assaulting a woman who has severe cerebral palsy.

His victim, who was 26 at the time of the assault, reportedly cannot speak and has little body movement. The Connecticut Post notes the woman, known in court by her initials L.K., “is so physically restricted that she is able to make motions only with her right index finger.”
She also is said to have the “intellectual functional equivalent of a 3-year-old,” NBC Connecticut notes.

”

- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/04/richard-fourtin-case-supreme-court-accused-rapist-sexual-assault-handicapped-victim_n_1937528.html

SOOOOOOOO, being severely handicapped (SHE CAN’T SPEAK) is an automatic “yes”, in Connecticut? Isn’t it enough that women who can say no are victim-blamed because “their skirt was too short” or “they were asking for it” ??? Now we’re victim-blaming women who AREN’T PHYSICALLY CAPABLE OF SAYING NO. Shame on you Connecticut!

Look! It’s baby Guillaume!

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 17:03:00 -0400

Look! It’s baby Guillaume!

YOU GUYS. Why did I never think of this?!

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 16:48:00 -0400

YOU GUYS. Why did I never think of this?!

barackobama: Hank goes through terrible reasons for not voting...

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 22:43:14 -0400

barackobama:

Hank goes through terrible reasons for not voting and explains democracy with a metaphor involving Twihards and Whovians.

Get all the info you need to vote here.

LOOK! IT’S MY LITTLE BROTHER’S DOPPELGANGER! (They even have similar eyeglasses…)
Also, make sure you vote! It’s pretty important.

motherjones: “Big Bird shows up at WAMU studio. Seeks...

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 17:34:05 -0400

motherjones:

“Big Bird shows up at WAMU studio. Seeks consolation from Diane Rehm.”

Daaaaaamn. Big Bird is lookin’ rough.

pusheen: Pusheen & Fat Pony That’s it, Pusheen is...

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 17:31:20 -0400

pusheen:

Pusheen & Fat Pony

That’s it, Pusheen is officially my write-in-vote(s). Sorry Noah!

totalinanity: dnltms: bestcostumefortoday: rotting: whatjames...

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:16:24 -0400

totalinanity:

dnltms:

bestcostumefortoday:

rotting:

whatjamesdraws:

sufinkusu:

ATTENTION! COMPETITION!

Like and reblog for your chance to win a free One Spo cat dress worth $55! Black or white, it’s your choice. You can reblog as many times as you want, there is no entry limit.

blackcatboutique.storenvy.com

I’m not a girl, but I want one of the girls who follow me to win this.

WANT

I need this to wear out.

This is so awesome. I can think of a million people who would love this!

Already reblogged this once without knowing where it came from.

! ! ! ! ! !

DOING THIS ASAP. (But with mint green)

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 11:23:30 -0400

DOING THIS ASAP. (But with mint green)

thedailywhat: Fox News Call Out Paul Ryan of the Day: Paul...

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 13:07:00 -0400

thedailywhat:

Fox News Call Out Paul Ryan of the Day: Paul Ryan’s Wednesday night speech was a much-needed shot of adrenaline for an otherwise sleepy GOP convention, despite the fact that his remarks were chock-full of “brazen lies.”

But for Fox News to acknowledge Ryan’s inaccuracies — wow.

Sally Kohn’s piece, “Paul Ryan’s speech in 3 words,” calls the candidate’s remarks “dazzling,” but also “deceiving,” and “distracting”:

To anyone paying the slightest bit of attention to facts, Ryan’s speech was an apparent attempt to set the world record for the greatest number of blatant lies and misrepresentations slipped into a single political speech.

Read the whole thing here.

Favorite line:

The good news is that the Romney-Ryan campaign has likely created dozens of new jobs among the legions of additional fact checkers that media outlets are rushing to hire to sift through the mountain of cow dung that flowed from Ryan’s mouth.

THIS REMINDS ME OF MEAGAN SINGING TO MYLES “Myles, you...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 23:32:35 -0400

THIS REMINDS ME OF MEAGAN SINGING TO MYLES
“Myles, you gonna get some duck today!”
ahahahahahahahaha